{"slip": { "id": 98, "advice": "It's always the quiet ones."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"type":"standard","title":"Charlie Chan in the Chinese Cat","displaytitle":"Charlie Chan in the Chinese Cat","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7722558","titles":{"canonical":"Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat","normalized":"Charlie Chan in the Chinese Cat","display":"Charlie Chan in the Chinese Cat"},"pageid":30312846,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/03/The_Chinese_Cat_FilmPoster.jpeg/330px-The_Chinese_Cat_FilmPoster.jpeg","width":320,"height":476},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/The_Chinese_Cat_FilmPoster.jpeg","width":1939,"height":2883},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1264364934","tid":"9c67f939-bfce-11ef-8c30-3f1738418bfe","timestamp":"2024-12-21T19:05:58Z","description":"1944 film by Phil Rosen","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Charlie_Chan_in_the_Chinese_Cat"}},"extract":"The Chinese Cat is a 1944 mystery film starring Sidney Toler as Charlie Chan.","extract_html":"
The Chinese Cat is a 1944 mystery film starring Sidney Toler as Charlie Chan.
"}{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the belt go to prison?","punchline":"He held up a pair of pants!","id":316}
{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
{"fact":"Cheetahs do not roar, as the other big cats do. Instead, they purr.","length":67}
{"fact":"The heaviest cat on record is Himmy, a Tabby from Queensland, Australia. He weighed nearly 47 pounds (21 kg). He died at the age of 10.","length":135}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"slip": { "id": 195, "advice": "Exercise in the rain can really make you feel alive."}}
{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a factory that sells passable products?","punchline":"A satisfactory","id":49}
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}