{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?","punchline":"To go with the traffic jam.","id":324}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
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Louise Smith was tied for the second woman to race in NASCAR at the top level. She was known as \"the first lady of racing.\"
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{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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